Intro:

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing load for all the hear!

7 brave souls attempted to do the unthinkable and complete the 12 Days of Christmas routine. After a short mosey and abbreviated disclaimer, it was time for the

Warm-o-Rama:

Nope, not today. No time for warmups when there’s caroling to do!

The Thang:

Following the structure of the song, PAX attempted to complete

1 Lap around the WCC Parking Lot

2 Jumping Lunges

3 Mountain Climbers (4 Count)

4 Copperhead Squats

5 Buuuuurpees

6 Carolina Dry Docks (4 Count)

7 American Hammers (4 Count)

8 Star Jumps

9 Big Boy Sit-ups

10 Dips

11 Merkins (4 Count)

12 Air Presses

Congrats to Tenderloin and Narco who finished with time to spare. YHC finished his final lap as time expired.

Naked Man Moleskin:

Cutting out the warm-o-rama was the difference maker, although Tenderloin probably still would have finished. He would not be denied today and came out like a bat out of hell following his merkin challenge defeat last week!

Vespa was disappointed we didn’t cover the 5 Core Principles during the disclaimer so here you go: Free of charge; Open to ALL men; Held Outdoors Rain/Shine, Hot/Cold; Peer Lead (in Rotating Fashion); Ends with a Circle of Trust

Lastly, Tackleberry left us with a golden nugget (pun intended) of wisdom this morning: if you ever crap yourself, remember it was the ghosts’ fault.