Combat Covid-19 Side-Effects (Shrinkage)

11’s Basketball Court

Mike Tyson’s

5 Pickle Pounders Half Court

Pickle Pointers

PENIS Partner Routine  (Dora Style) P1 does the work while P2 runs up the hill then switch.

P – Pamela Andersons (Burpee w/Nipple Scraper) 50

E – Everest (Lunge then squat up hill) 100

N – Nut Crackers (Arms Overhead/Lunge/Clap between legs) 150

I – Iron Hulk (Merkin to Air Press) 200

S – Suzanne Somers (Toes facing out Squat) 250

Marry

Alabama Prom Dates

Alabama Prom Dates w/Boner

The Jackalope

Monkey Humpers

JLo’s

And a few other penis extension exercises

This BD was a tribute to those who have contracted Covid and experienced a loss of length with their member, Johnson, one-eyed Willy. I’m sure you have a name for yourself. Apparently, this was confirmed by a few doctors as being a real side-effect.

During the warm-a-rama Chubb got a chubb doing the Snuffy which is Chinooks with Pickle Pounders. Drumstick pulled his pants down and said, nope boys this didn’t help. Dig’em said he felt the growth and the girth all during the BD. So his girlfriend should be happy! One scoop looked at PigNuckle and was like, what the hell have you gotten me into? Meanwhile, Jackalope’s nipples got hard looking at all the pax while 80’s Rock Ballads played in the background during the BD.

It’s always good to be at the chatterbox because you just never know what the topic of the day will be.