AO: Black Ops

When: 08/10/2021

PAX:

Number of Pax: 16

Pax Names: Bayside, Doughboy, Dr Tron, Exile, Honeydo, Jackalope, Lexi, Lizard King, Maaco, Mouth-2-Mouth, Puddin Pop, Snot Rocket, T-ball, Trill,

Number of FNGS: 2

FNG Names: whitey tighty, pharoah

QIC: Jackalope


New dadgum @Jackalope and his wonder boy @Bayside rolled into Harrison Park with a truckload of 20 massive cinders, Haitian coffee, a large cooler filled with “Vanilla” ice water, and @Lizard King’s Board of Pain!  At 5:11AM, @Jackalope saw some sucker with a dadgum headlamp riding a swing in dadgum circles like a roller coaster!  Dadgum @Snot Rocket arrived early to play on playground – extremely eager to attend this first of many future BD’s in Cobb County!  16 PAX Mosied around some ball fields, through the woods to the tune of Vanilla Ice as @dadgum Jackalope carried the boom box and began mumblechatter……All were instructed to gather their own massive ‘Coupon/Cinder’ and meet at Home Plate to encounter the Board of Dadgum Pain!  oh wait- first we had to circle up around the pitchers mound to begin warm-ups with a brand new excercise called THE DADGUM JACKALOPE!  This consisted of 7 of each of the following (to symbolize all 7 of @Jackalope’s dadgum Loin Fruit)……Monkey Humpers, Alabama Prom Dates, and Pickle Pounders.  @Excile called me out for no proper cadence count, but I ignored and continued with Toy Soldiers and SSH’s before encountering the Dadgum Board of Pain.  Go ahead and freaking Partner UP dadgummit!  Home-1st-2nd-3rd bases included Man Makers, Chest Presses, Tricep Extensions, Curls, Overhead Presses, Bent over rows, etc….while the dadgum partner runs to center field, and lunging with coupon in between bases.   SOOO Dadgum tough that MAYBE 2 PAX completed the entire BD posted on the Board of Pain!  BAM!  Finished up with prayers in COT, named 2 new FNG’s (Whitey Tighty and Pharoah).  Enjoyed the THIRD BEST COFFEE IN THE WORLD! Thanks to dadgum @Bayside!  Cold Vanilla Ice Water bottles were available to all at end…..great fellowship and encouragement from all PAX.  ya’ll dadgum Rock!  Thumbs down to dadgum @Tiny Tat and @Narco for standing me up!!!!

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