Today was a very special day for the PAX that posted at the Slab. You may be asking why. Well, they really did not know that they would be joining Edibles Clause in his workshop enjoying just enough suck and pain to get into the Christmas Spirit.

Before I go into the deets of Edibles Clause’s workshop, I would like to share a short story as to how the PAX got warmed up before they got there (Warm-o-Rama). The PAX started with a short little mosey over the damped asphalt roadway, there was no white and drifting snow, but I am sure if there was Edibles Clause would have moseyed them through it. Then the PAX completed some SSH, Weed Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Sun Gods, and Michael Phelps.

Edibles Clause with his bald head shining so bright then glided their sleigh through the gloom to his workshop.

The PAX immediately got to work on Edibles Clause’s 12 Days of Christmas (The Thang) that goes a little something like this:

PAX would run about 7 yards to complete even numbers then back for the odds.

1. On the first day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   1 WMD
2. On the second day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Two Grave Diggers (2 count)
3. On the third day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Three Fox Holes
4. On the fourth day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Four Shoulder Taps (2 count)
5. On the fifth day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Five Golden Burp-ees
6. On the sixth day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Six Broads of Jumping (broad jumps)
7. On the seventh day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Seven Legs a Swinging (2 count Flutter Kicks)
8. On the eighth day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Eight Men a Making (Man Makers)
9. On the ninth day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
   Nine Legs of Dancing (single count Bonnie Blairs)
10. On the tenth day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
    Ten Squats a Leaping (Squat Jumps)
11. On the eleventh day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
    Eleven Hoppers Hopping (4 count SSH)
12. On the twelfth day of Christmas Edibles Clause gave to me:
    Twelve Bobby Hurleys

If you asked the PAX they would probably say the only thing worse than Edibles Clause’s 12 Days of Christmas Thang would have been the Skater Boy Christmas Playlist that Spotify greatly failed Edibles Clause on. Edibles Clause was expecting a Rock Christmas Playlist. Maybe Spotify ends up on the naughty list!

Before Edibles Clause let the PAX leave the Workshop they were expected to put away the coupons next to the fence with care in hopes that a thief would not take them again.

The PAX then triangled up at the shovel flag for COT. Prayers for Copper’s recovery from being sick, Shawshank’s continued battle, PAX traveling for the holidays, Gopher, those serving our communities (police, fire, EMTs), and those serving our country.