AO: Paragon
When: 08/26/2021
PAX:
Number of Pax: 13
Pax Names: Bronco, Dr. Thunder, Grey Poupon, Khakis, Ma Bell, Manning, Rat Tail, Tallyman, Tebow, The Situation, Tinder, Tycoon, Wiggum,
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names:
QIC: The Situation
Warmorama:
- Mosey with exercises to circle up
- 20 SSH
- 10 Imperial Squat Walkers
- 7 Weed pickers
- 7 Tumble weeds, each side
- Lizard Stretch OYO each leg
The Thang:
Burpicides with Hand Release T Merkin with Over Head Clap to ensure full movement to each speedbump and back to curb. 5 total, everyone PickUp the Six until all PAX Finish together.
Mosey to upper field to recover then begin 5-25’s Progression.
Progression 5 reps to 25 reps with 10 Perfect Form Merkins every 3 minutes on the minute wherever PAX was.
All PAX line up along cones, perform exercise, proceed 15 yards to other lines of cones, perform exercise. 5/5,10/10,15/15,20/20,25/25 of EACH exercise before moving to next Round of exercises. Mode of transportation changes between changes.
RD1 = Makhtar N’Diayes, Walking No Surrenders, BBS
RD2 = Squats, Bear Crawls, AM Hammers
RD3 = Carolina Dry Docks, Lunges, Flutter Kicks
RD4 = Monkey Humpers, Airchair Walks, Jay-Lo’s
PAX only got through RD 3 before the Mosey Back to Flag – Circle Up for the song Roxanne by the Police – hold the plank position. Merkins to every Roxanne said and Plank Jack for each Red Light said.
Finish with 2 Mins of Mary with Flutter Kicks, Jay-Los, Hand to Knee, Bobby Hurly, and Planks in Motion.
COT:
Prayers for Khaki’s friend, Tycoons M, and PAX Leading Youth Groups this weekend.
NMS:
Explaining Progression 5-25’s to a bunch of Goons was like trying to teach Algebra to kindergartners, hence only getting to RD3. They don’t call the Paragon a Dumpster Fire for nothing. Good work Boys ????????