AO: WoodstockRucks
When: 12/05/2020
PAX:
Number of Pax: 10
Pax Names: BoSox, Careless Whisper, Daddy Daycare, Foosball, Gambler, Gut Check, Hank Hill, Hooch, Mouth-2-Mouth,
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names:
QIC: Gambler
Warm-o-rama
YHC let everyone down by informing them that our destination would not be Ray’s donuts. YHC was also 0.0001 seconds late in starting. (Thanks for the reminder Mouth-2-Mouth.)
The Thang
Going for miles today, we departed from the AO and headed down Rope Mill towards the Outlets. Mumblechatter ensued as the PAX caught up on recent events, football and whined about not getting donuts. Dodging security, we continued towards Carriage Kia, where we posed, by request from Hallmark for their 2021 Christmas Card collection titled “Dad Bods.” Gut Check was our photographer and told us to say “Hass” on the count of 3, which caused all of use to look really grumpy. Having snagged the photo so we can all get paid, we booked it back to the startex, arriving 5 minutes late, without donuts for Ray’s. YHC passed out tissues for anyone that was still crying about either of these events.
The Stats
Distance: 4.57 mi
Time: 1:21:32
Pace: 17:49/mi