AO: Paragon
When: 03/17/2020
PAX:
Number of Pax: 17
Pax Names: Bayside, Dig-Em, Drumstick, Garfield, Good Hands, Grey Poupon, Grylls, Jackalope, Ma Bell, Panhandle, Pookie, Rat Tail, Red Hat, Tallyman, Tebow, Tinder, Z93,
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names:
QIC: Panhandle
The BackBlast:
Intro:
groups below 10, we can do that
Warm-o-Rama:
8 on each 45 yd line, YHC in middle – safely quarantined
SSH, WP, High Knees, Butt Kickers
The Thang:
two groups
Alternate after group finishes assigned exercise, next group picks up exercise
Group not doing assigned exercise does Spartans (begin by doing 100 yd sprints, 10 merkins x4 then walk to catch your breath, continue until group 2 relieves PAX – modify later to 2x sprints, then walk) Averaged about two rounds before the next group came in to switch up
5 burpees (40-45), 10 Star Jumps (80-90), 15 Dips (120-135), 20 American Hammers (160-180) (each PAX must do these while leading everyone in cadence)
End with 5 burpees together
COT:
Prayers for Katie – Dr. Thunder’s M and Scanner
Prayers for community, EHing the lonely
Naked Man Moleskin:
Time to modify and be safe! It was oddly quiet for a Paragon beatdown during warmups until Garfield finally sparked some mumblechatter – aka making fun of the Q
Per usual, it took 5 min to just explain the beatdown due to mumblechatter involving Grylls wearing underwear with Drumstick’s image on it…was really weird
Tebow accused YHC of having nightmares the night before, resent that and probably true
Bayside has a quiet, intensity that is a bit scary when calling cadence
We let the two young PAX be at the end of our dip line, that was horrible as we got no rest
Ma Bell let YHC know he usually wants to vomit after the beatdown YHC Q’s – that was incredibly kind and sincere, went to cuddle afterwards
Ma Bell was asked about his moisturizer by Tinder…we’ll let you all take it from there
Rat Tail is a speedy demon and feels like he has been working out with us longer than he has, dude has wheels!
Red Hat blessedly had the wisdom to not push the American Hammers further than needed
Does Good Hands ever get tired?
Other group probably talked about PBS Masterpiece shows the whole time