AO: Woodshed
When: 03/13/2021
PAX:
Number of Pax: 11
Pax Names: Brad Pitt, Charmin, Fanta, Fire Sale, Hurley, Mall Cop, Pavarotti, Short Circuit, Space Cadet, Sparkles, Swap,
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names:
QIC: SWAP
SWAP is feeling big in his britches and has decided writing a Backblast is beneath him… he’s a VP after all. Very Important… Dump Truck would have split the Q 50/50 with Mr VP… we uninvited him after finding out his herd of children have contracted COVID. they’re fine, just holding down the fort for their incubation period.
Swap had the first half of the Q:
Short mosey to warm up and down to the secret coupons and back to the hill.
50 reps each of SWAPS
S:
W: WWII sit-up
A: American Hammer
P:
S: Squats
this is all I recall of the acrostic. During music when we heard Roxanne play we had to move to plank position and do 1 plank jack each time we heard Roxanne. Certain PAX (ahem, Swap) have no business singing outside of their own vehicle…
Dump Truck had the second half of the Q:
As previously mentioned, Dump was quarantined so YHC was put in the position of designing… BSing a 30min Q
Ring of Fire is where it’s at! I determined we would do “Just 1” then “Just 2” then “Just 3” reps of various exercises while everyone else held a position. after “Just 1 burpee” everyone started to distrust me… which is valid b/c we ended up doing many more reps of exercises.
Rounded out the last 10 minutes of the Q with Bernies up the hill and squats at the top.
Mosey back for a little Mary. YHC made sure to call Brad Pitt at the last 30 seconds and shocker… he had us hold 6″ for the whole :30.
Prayers, COT and Coffeteria wrapped the day.