YHC had to miss my Q last week, so White Claw graciously signed me up for this week and then asked if I was available. Bloodhound said he could take it if needed. So YHC did the most terrible thing to unsuspecting Pax I could think of. I texted Bloodhound and asked if he wanted to take over half way through and bring his whistle. He was in typical Bloodhound quite delighted.

5:30 sharp, give or take a few seconds depending on which smart watch the Pax looked at, YHC Timex was 5:30 sharp, the Pax grabbed the bags and moseyed over to the lacross fields. Hey look at that Mouth 2 Mouth has one of the big bags.  YHC picked the lacross field for two reasons. 1 who doesn’t like the smell of real turf under your feet. It brings back memories of when you were a kid playing any sport outside. 2. It had not rained in a while so maybe the field was actually dry.  And 3.  Close to the turf field that YHC assumed Bloodhound would begin his torture.

WarmOrama with IW, WP, WM, and SSHs.

The Thang Part 1 – 4 Corner escalator style beatdown designed specifically for the bags.

Line up in the middle of field 1 right in the middle of 4 giant Lights poles. Start with 10 bag over the shoulders then run around the 1st light pole and back. 10 bag over shoulders and 20 curls then run around the second light pole. 10 Bag over the shoulders, 20 curls, and 30 squat Thrusters then run around the 3rd Light Pole. 10 bag over the shoulders, 20 curls, 30 squat thrusters, and 40 flutter kicks the run around the 4th light pole.

In running to the last Light Pole, Bloodhound with a sparkle in his eye and excitement in his voice, “Do you want me to take over now?” Sure thing.

As YHC made it back to the bags, Bloodhound yells Lets Mosey. White Claw goes oh, so you did split the Q.  And the rest of the pax including YHC thought to himself, “What has LawDog done to me?”

The Thang Part Duece – Bagasides

Line up on the Goal line. In a standing position with feet firmly planted to the ground, throw your bag as far as you can. Run to the other goal line and back to your bag. Rinse and Repeat until you have thrown your bag all 100 yards. Then turn around and straddle your bag grabbing the end of it to heave it with at least 1 end over end rotation and run to the other goal line and back to your bag flipping it back down the field. No one quite made the bag flip a sides back to the goal line before back to the flag.

Name-O-Rama and COT.

The following things were noticed during the beatdown and should be recorded for posterity sake.

White Rice is a beast who made it the farthest with guttural yells that sounded like John Kreese karate chopping some pour kid in the Cobra Kia Gym while Johnny and Tommy watches and laughs.

We had two south side visitors today. Mouth 2 Mouth and BoSox. Oh boy, they picked the Best Day Ever to post to The Happy Jack for the first time.

Speaking of Mouth 2 Mouth – He will never let Bloodhound choice a sandbag for him again.

C4 was second place and may have made stayed even with White Rice until Cody saw a light and took off to inspect and bark at a walker.

White Claw was so good at being a Quarter Q for the Happy Jack, that C4 is letting him continue the role for Quarter 2.

All in All there is No place like the Happy Jack.

SYITG

LawDog