The BackBlast:

Intro:

Birthday Q! Thanks a bunch for all that showed up in the gloom this morning with me to celebrate. As pointed out by several PAX, haha, and even my M later that morning apparently my trivia, which I thought was easily guessed, was obscure to everyone else. As Tiny Tat pointed out, had this been a game of guess the song on the speaker, they would have faired better. Despite this, we pressed on and trivia was forced up all who attended….muahahaha.

The Thang:

Moseyed up the hill and around the roundabout, no we were not headed to King’s Academy, although that would have been pretty epic. Ran down past Grapes of Wrath and then back to the front of the school for a little extra mileage.

Circled up for:

15x SSH
10x Copperhead Squats
10x Weed Pickers
OYO Sun Gods
OYO Michael Phelps

Maintaining the circle, the rules were explained. YHC would read a notable quote from a popular “sitcom” (this term would soon come into question as to what actually constitutes a sitcom). Depending on their answers the following would occur:

Correct guess: slow mosey around the parking loop (400m)
Incorrect guess: Punishment exercise on the card + 200m Sprint

TLDR; apparently YHC watches too much TV and PAX don’t watch enough. Out of the 9ish we read, they got 3…..

If you decided to keep reading, then yay for you! The quotes and answers are included below:

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards……checkmate
– Zapp Branigan, Futurama

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth
– Barny Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

Don’t forget, being a badass doesn’t mean be an asshole
– Johnny Lawrence, Cobra Kai

If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, probably doing it wrong
– Ted, Ted Lasso

When you look annoyed all the time people think you’re busy
– George Costanza, Seinfeld

If my primary objective wasn’t protecting you, I’d kill you!
– Agent Casey, Chuck

Hot girl, Volkswagen. It’s a law. Like water or dinosaurs
– Taco, The League

Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

Title of your sex tape
– Jake Peralta, Brooklyn 99

Today smoking is going to save lives
– Dwight Schrute, The Office

Sometimes science is more art than science
– Rick, Rick and Morty

I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I’m the most non-competitive. So, I win
– Peter Griffin, Family Guy

I don’t lose things, I place things in locations that later elude me
– Shawn Spencer, Psych

This is all a moo point
– Joey, Friends

Naked Man Moleskin:

Mornings in the gloom are always special, but it adds a little extra specialness when your bros show up to support you. Plus, the gifted beer and whiskey is an added bonus! Love what F3 represents and love the community that we experience on a daily basis. I couldn’t ask for a better group of guys and I’m looking forward to the many more birthdays that we get to share together.

SYITG