AO: Wicked Witch
When: 04/04/2022
PAX:
Number of Pax: 13
Pax Names: Brimstone, Garfield, Geek Squad, Hasbro, Hombre, Kiffin, LawDog, Lexi, Manning, Olan Mills, White Rice, Yogi,
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names:
QIC: LawDog
Swag was also there. Transplant from Alpha.
10. Yogurts lonely pre-walk without his boy toy who is most likely having his legs amputated today.
9. Bo and Lexi on the same beef-o-Reno diet.
8. Hairdo Karl showing some of the new folk the true meaning of Cherokee Gold.
7. Classic LD BD. Forced stoppage every 37’ to try to get Manning to shut up about how bored he is. Come on do some push-ups already. Soccer arms are not what the M wants to see this summer.
6. Patrol Ruckers about 2 clicks from started rally point. Likely diverted to assist after hearing sirens. Supposedly they saved 3 lives and one opossum litter. Bear Grylls taught us that Rangers use the pocket rocks method to track distance. Switch one rock to the other pocket every 100m. We assume skittles can be used as an alternative.
5. What Dad did to sweet Peter during the love fest pull-ups with Yogurt will remain unspoken.
4. Swag remembered LD from 6 years ago at the Rubicon. After a 6 year hiatus, Swag is 2 for 2 at the witch the last 2 weeks. Can’t say that for Cricket.
3. Excellent Forest Creek HOA discussion about budget reserves, mailbox or dances and speed hums by Yogi and White Rice.
2. 2 whole miles and 240 merkins, big boys, and squats.
1. Always good to see a Southside pax, Even if it was Geek.