Moist, hot, sticky, sweaty and hard. An apt description of a fun date night, or our beatdown this morning.

We decided to work on a new math formula involving Pax ages, using a conversion technique devised and patented during the beatdown. It’s sort of a fountain of youth concept. Without further ado, I give you our new, fresh faced ages…

Vanilli: 38.5

Trill: 34.4

Godaddy: 32.8

Rojas: 27.1

Fawlty Towers: 23.0

It was a great morning.