‘Twas the day before Christmas

And enduring the cold and the rain

18 pax pushed themselves

To honor John McClane

We began with a mosey

Add some merkins to the mix

They asked if we were done

And I said, get on your six

Box cutters we did

On a flooded rainy slope

One, two, three, and four

To ensure that all pax were soaked

Everyone grab a partner

And one of you grab a coupon

We’re about to do a workout

You’ll not find in the lexicon

I explained the routine

The plan to work out with homies

Pax would do dips and wall sits

While we climbed Nakatomi

On your way to do dips

Pax will rifle carry their block

Up the stairs and to the bench

Ten we did to add stock

For we needed the numbers

To help gain on West Cobb

They’ve so far stayed slightly ahead

Is this an inside job?

To the top we didn’t make it

For we ran out of time

Only to the 30th floor

Did most pax reach on their climb

Returned the blocks, back to the flag

Circled up under the LED lights

Merry Christmas to all

And to all a good night